The champ in his own words:

“A clash of two of the true superstars of Maine Event Wrestling, this one was a classic. Desperate after my devastating moves, Sawyer played foul with low blows. The ref was a pal of Sawyer’s, I know, because he kept warning me about the same thing when it was Bart and only Bart who was at fault.  It should have been a disqualification.”

“Anyway, Bart thinks he won that match with a pin.  Never happened. I won.  And the ref could have, I dunno, counted to ten or something? Ask anyone who was there, like the announcer Paul Adams, maybe the one honest guy in all of MEW.”